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| Twenty Funny Truths | |
| Twenty Funny Truths1. Regular naps prevent old age... especially if you take them while driving.2. Having one child makes you a parent; having two makes you a referee.3. Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!4. They said we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried- but they wanted cash.5. A ...
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| 18:00 | 27/Jun/2007 |
| God created | |
| God created the donkey and said to him. "You will be a donkey. You will work un-tiringly from sunrise to sunset carrying burdens on your back. You will eat grass, you will have no intelligence and you will live 50 years."The donkey answered: "I will be a donkey, but to live 50 years is much. Give me only 20 years"God granted his wish. ...............
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| 17:06 | 27/Jun/2007 |
| jokes | |
| A first-grade teacher, Ms Neelam (Age 28) was having trouble with one of her students.The teacher asked, "Boy, what is your problem?" Boy answered, "I'm too smart for the first-grade. My sister is in the third-grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the third-grade too!" Ms Neelam had enough. She took Boy. to the principal's offic...
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| 15:51 | 8/Jun/2007 |
| Five Philosophies of life | |
| Five Philosophies of life "DON'T LET SOMEONE BECOME A PRIORITY IN YOUR LIFE... WHEN YOU ARE JUST AN OPTION FOR THEM....." "NEVER CRY FOR ANY RELATION IN LIFE BECAUSE FOR THE ONE WHOM YOU CRY DOES NOT DESERVE YOUR TEARSAND THE ONE WHO DESERVESWILL NEVER LET YOU CRY......... .....
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| 17:21 | 5/Jun/2007 |
| One liners -- Hidden meanings | |
| Today's Professional Management FUNDAS1."We will do it" means "You will do it" 2."You have done a great job" means "More work to be given to you"3."We are working on it" means "We have not yet started working on the same"4."Tomorrow first thing in the morning" means "Its not getting done "At least not tomorrow!" 5."After discussion we will decide...
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| 14:24 | 30/May/2007 |
| If You Ever Need Me | |
| If ever you need me,I'll be right here,To chase away the sadness,And wipe away a tear. If ever you need me,I'll be two steps behind,To follow in your footsteps,And hear what's on your mind.If ever you need me,You'll never have to fear,That your presence isn't important,And your love isn't dear.If ever you need me,I'll always be around,To bring ...
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| 12:04 | 15/May/2007 |
| Adult Jokes | |
| Said A Certain Young Woman Named Amy,'I Am Seeking A Fellow To Tame Me,And Teach Me The NewerMad Routes To L'amourFor To Stay Virgin Longer, Will Shame Me.'~~~~~There was a young man named Macgruder,Who had a fair lass and he woo'ed her.She thought it lewd,To be woo'ed in the nude,But Macgruder was shrewder and screwed her.~~~~~My dental hygienist,...
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| 15:57 | 12/May/2007 |
| JOKES | |
| 1) A Bihari after coming back from a three hour long class says: Saala pura body headache maar raha hai 2) A Bihari goes to a movie hall and asks for two tickets,Do tho ticket dena, the person at the window tells him that there is a house full, so this Bihari says koi baat nahin do house full de do. 3) A Bihari went to New Delhi for the first time ...
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| Noanee Kapadia | 14:04 | 17/Jun/2008 |
| Friends: (498)
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| My country can be better place. |
| "My country can be better place , clean ,green and beautiful" read Kiran Naiks blog .As he says I too do not litter on streets be it somthing small like bus or a cinema ticket , it goes in my pocket back home in garbage I am sure all cld do this .Also wherever I can on the treks ,I pick up the garbage left behind by others and clean up the ground ...
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| Nikitha rao | 11:54 | 28/Jan/2008 |
| Friends: (4)
| City: Bangalore
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| Tampered Meters |
| For all those who stay in Bangalore: We are aware of the recent demands of auto price hike. Keeping in mind the increased price of gas, we can in a way accept the price hike. However, do the auto drivers really deserve the price they are claiming? Let Bangalore know what your thought are..
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| DrHarmeet Singh | 12:21 | 24/Jun/2008 |
| Friends: (1340)
| City: Birmingham
| Interests: Having a good laugh
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| Great Insults from Great Men! |
| "He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire."-- Winston Churchill "A modest little person, with much to be modest about."-- Winston Churchill "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries withgreat pleasure."-- Clarence Darrow "He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary."-- Wi...
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| Current Boll... | 18:20 | 24/Apr/2008 |
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| How Kareena Kapoor toiled for 'Tashan'! |
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| For the first time in her acting career Kareena Kapoor had to train for eight to nine months for her role in a movie.And that movie is Yashraj Films presentation Tashan which is set to hit the theatres on coming Friday.The film has Kareena in a full-on action role for the first time. Before the shooting began, producer Aditya Chopra , director Vija...
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| Somnath Das | 19:30 | 9/Dec/2007 |
| Friends: (272)
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| JUST 4 ALL |
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| NEW BABY BORN . PLS. DO VISIT FOR : ON/OFF LINE WORKs / JOBs, ASIA’S NO. 1 MLM BUSINESS, FREE GIFT , FREE DOWNLOADING, GAMEs, MUSIC, YOGA & MANY MORE. INCLUDING THIS YOU CAN SEARCH WHATEVER YOU WANT FROM GOOGLE SEARCH. LINK : http://just4all.50webs.com
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| Binu Abraham | 08:38 | 22/Jun/2008 |
| Friends: (833)
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| Interests: Reading
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| Marketing Concepts |
| A Professor at one of the IIM'swas explaining marketing concepts to the Students:1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up toher and say: "I am very rich."Marry me!" - That's Direct Marketing"2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see agorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her andpointing at you says: "He's very rich."Marry...
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| piyush kulsh... | 17:02 | 17/Apr/2008 |
| Friends: (210)
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| sucess......... |
| HI !ALL FRIENDS i am glad to write you ,i shair to u about the success..Success is a word which is know and & liked by every one. to day evrey person want's the sucess,but success to only those person who really really work hard day to night,it is not for those person who not interested in their work ,means lazy type person could not get ...
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| Iftekhar Ahmed | 15:39 | 18/Dec/2007 |
| Friends: (82)
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| Usne likha hai. |
| Usne dur rehne ka maswara bhi likha tha Sath he mohabbat ka wasta bhi likha tha, Usne yeh bhi likha hai, Mere ghar nahi aana Aur saaf lafjo me rasta bhi likha hai, Kuch hurf likhen hain zabaj ki nashihat may, Kuch hurf me usne hoshla bhi likha hai, Sukr yeh bhi likha hai dilse yaad karne ka Aur yeh bhi likha hai mujhko bhul jao naa .
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| soloman will... | 00:26 | 26/Jun/2008 |
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| lost in love! |
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| A warm sensation fills my body My heart races with every touchThe softness of your voice soothesMy soulAs I lay there hoping the momentWill never endCalling out for youPraying that you"ll never let me goThe sensation so strongI can no longer feel my bodySlowly I fade in and out of realityIn an instant the warm sensationFades awayMy heart emptyMy ...
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| News Domain | 12:36 | 6/Oct/2007 |
| Friends: (965)
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| please income |
| SantaSingh got his promotion and became principal in colledge. To keep up with his status, he decided tospeak only in English to all his juniors. One morning, his peon peeped through the doorto see if his principal was busy. Santa Singh noticed him and shouted, 'Why areyou outstanding! Please in...
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| Winnie Love | 21:02 | 10/Jun/2008 |
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| Small little world |
| Beautiful mountains caped with snowOr a gushing stream forced to flowEvery picture we create Yet its always called as fate… A tender bud blooming shyOr a busy bee humming byEvery moment we createYet its always called as fate… Viscous dreams captured by the eyeEvery day passing byA small world we createYet its always called as fate…Our thoughts beco...
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| sonali sen | 17:06 | 27/Jan/2008 |
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| Travel to Rajgir, Nalanda and Bodhgaya-P... |
| I forgot to mention a slight scare that we had on day-1. On our return journey, the horse pulling our tonga went crazy, slided down from the main road to the side-land and had it not been for my friends, I would have been badly injured (they balanced the tonga at the right moment and shouted me to jump down (I was still sitting alone on the tonga, ...
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| khushi safaya | 14:01 | 13/Jun/2007 |
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| Its raining... |
| Hey Friends..... wat an awsom climate today!!!...its raining everywhere....rainy season is king of all seasons....poets know value of this season....girls die for it n newly married couples wait for it...i really dont understand y it drives me crazy?? raindrops?? green trees??? or cool air?? i really dont know.... ...
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| sourav sarangi | 16:58 | 7/Jun/2007 |
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| heaven n hell |
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| wats heaven american salary german car chinese food indian wife wats hell american wife german food chinese car indian salary
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| Siddharth Arora | 19:37 | 31/Mar/2008 |
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| And I Keep on Waiting...... |
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| Its 8:15 a.m. and I stand here in the bus stop waiting for the officebus to arrive. I stand here in the same manner as I did a few yearsback waiting for my college bus. Little did I know then that thingswould change so much in 2 years; the sky under which I am standing seems to be looking at me and smiling .. It is perhaps the only thingthat has ac...
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| Sunitha Ragh... | 17:12 | 5/Jun/2007 |
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| I forgot what I wanted to blog about! |
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| The onset of Alzheimer's I suppose. I just forgot what I wanted to blog. I can promise you it was intended to be funny...because I do remember smiling thinking about what I was going to write. And then for a fraction of a second I got distracted. And when I returned to the screen, it was a mirror image of what was going on my mind....blank! T...
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| lolly | 19:46 | 13/Mar/2008 |
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| I, Me, Myself |
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| I got this mail today, with the subject, "Do not miss it, even by chance"I was wondering what can it be which i can't afford to miss, But i am glad i read it. And I am sure you all will like it too. One day all the employees reached the office and they saw a big notice on the door on which was written:'Yesterday the person who has been hindering yo...
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| nirupama nis... | 17:20 | 27/Oct/2007 |
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| i dont get it |
| i dont get iti really donti'm sure Praneeth loves his parents,i'm sure they love him toothen how can he condone animal testing of products,which are unnecessary acc to the law?animals hav parents and families and children too.if he loves them and cant bear to lose his own,how come he's ok with another living being losing out on its own loved ones ...
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| Neeraj Jain | 17:45 | 10/Jun/2008 |
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| Webshots is amazign and immortal! |
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| Hi frenz,How are you doing?Do you know I have been using Webshots for the past 4-5 years? During this period, I have seen many online photo Web sites starting their shops online and then closing down suddenly. But if there is one photo site which has always remained up is definitely Web shots. Webshots provide you the ability to upload thousands of...
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| ESHITA SINGH | 16:08 | 20/Jul/2007 |
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| City: Varanasi
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| hathi ...........re hathi kabhi dekha ha... |
| How wud u kill a blue hathi....?............with a blue bandook.......now, how wud u kill a lal hathi??................First u will give him poison....n then he willbecome blue.....then u willkill him with the blue bandook.....Now,how wud u kill a yellow hathi?................First u will make him angry so that he becomesred...then u will give himp...
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| manisha jakhar | 22:59 | 3/Oct/2007 |
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| बस यूँ ही वक़्त गुज़रता चला ग्या, ज़ख़्म तो गहरा था पैर भरता च...
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| cutegurlin | 13:05 | 10/Jun/2007 |
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| The Obedient Wife....... |
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| The Obedient Wife: There was a man who had worked all his life, had saved all of his money, and was a real "miser" when it came to his money. Just before he died, he said to his wife..."When I die, I want you to take all my money and put it in the casket with me. I want to take my money to the afterlife with me." And so he got his wife to promi...
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| Vibha Kargao... | 11:03 | 1/Jun/2007 |
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| Faith |
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| Whats is the faith? from my point of view, faith is god, and u can say in other hand faith is love
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| Juliana Vara... | 14:44 | 18/Aug/2007 |
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| U R Special ! |
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| You Are Special !In the star-studded night sky,You are an individual star.Don't try to be like "others"Be the original that you are!Why do you let your uniqueness make you shy?Remember, every star is important to the sky.In the bouquet of flowers,You are that beautiful red rose…Which soothes everyone's eyes,From which the fragrance flows.Why do f...
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| amol prabhud... | 00:36 | 26/May/2007 |
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| Success in Life |
| The founder of a highly successful company was asked what it took to achieve success in life. He replied: “The same thing it tool to get started; a sense of urgency about getting things done.” Success in life should be determined by contributions, not accumulations.
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| Anjan Preet | 21:33 | 22/Nov/2007 |
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| City: Sengkang
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| Jingles -- kuch yaadein purani si |
| Remember guys the jingles which were all the time on our lips when we were kids.. yes am talking about the creative tv advertisements and their jingles...Today me and my virtual friends on orkut (luckily I made great friends here in UK Indian community) were talking on this and we refreshed our memories with our all time favourite ads jingles.I tho...
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| Ash K | 00:16 | 9/Jun/2008 |
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| Book Review: Keep Off The Grass - By Kar... |
| The novel has an honest attempt - to make you laugh till your sides ache. The book is replete with humor, laughter and funny one-liners which keep you on the edgeto the last word read. Certainly this one tickles your funny bone. The novel's protagonist Samrat Ratan, son of second generation US immigrantschooses to leave hot shot investment banking,...
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| mini francis | 11:30 | 17/Apr/2008 |
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| FRIENDS |
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| A STORY OF TWO FRIENDSA story tells that two friends were walking through the desert. During some point of the journey they had an argument, and one friend slapped the other one in the face. The one who got slapped was hurt, but without saying anything, wrote in the sand: TODAY MY BEST FRIEND SLAPPED ME IN THE FACE.They kept on walking until they f...
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| Reshma Thakkar | 18:43 | 28/May/2008 |
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| Scribbled Rubbish |
| Today is gone Tomorrow comes Past gone...Future arrives No end to start No start to end Life continues Saddling on the reins of life Till one reaches where can you tell Confused Wavered But still galloping To an unknown place called destiny....
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| Chanchal Nis... | 14:03 | 23/Jan/2008 |
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| Good Bye and Take Care |
| Free like a BirdI fly away from hereLeaving all that’s mineBreaking away from illusionsIn search of new dimensionsTo explore the unseenThat’s wrapped in time Free like a BirdI fly away from hereSlipping out of your gripsTo find my destiny for myselfSeeking salvation in the far landTo find the real meI had kept in disguise Free like a BirdI fly away...
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| sanjeev snehi | 01:07 | 31/Oct/2007 |
| Friends: (1045)
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| ‘Eating the Earth’! |
| Eating meat, dairy and eggs threatens our planet.You use much less land and water if you eat crops directly. Animals use most of the protein they eat to live, not 'grow' meat. So eating meat adds to water shortages, forest clearing, soil damage, use of oil-based pesticides - and climate change. "By 2050 the world's livestock will be consuming as m...
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| Hellz Angel | 09:37 | 7/May/2008 |
| Friends: (414)
| City: The other side of heaven
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| Dire Straits - Part III (Final Part) |
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| The place from where I was standing I could see the complete set-up. Every thing was so bollywood type. The mandap was decorated with marigolds, roses and tulips. The rice-lights were dancing too-n-fro in the most synchronic way. Every one was dressed as richly and as sparkly as they could. There was the rushing and hushing of the ghar-ke-buzurg, w...
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| shantanu muk... | 10:51 | 20/Jun/2008 |
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| Sam - 1 |
| It was fall of 2006, when Sammy moved to a different city to start a new life. After all the mishaps and misadventures, Sammy thought it was fresh start for him. A new life..a new begining. Sammy was very happy. Firstly, he got to get out of the hell place where he spent a year and almost lost everything he earned and achieved and secondly, the lov...
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| Rocky Kart | 21:06 | 14/Feb/2008 |
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| Valentine's Day -The Day I was reborn |
| Today is 14th Feb 2008 , celebrated as the Valentine's Day all over the world. This day is a very special to me in my life. I am Rocky who had short stints in my career in Mumbai and during that period i was drawn towards a girl by the name Shipoo. Now Shipoo was Hindu and I am Christian. We worked in the same department managing backend office fo...
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| Me Rediscovered | 10:34 | 29/May/2007 |
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| Reflections |
| Everything in life is temporary. Darkness of the night; or a bright day Even sunrise is temporary; so is sunset. So if things are going good, enjoy it because it won't last forever. And if things are going bad, don't worry. Because it won't last forever either. Everything passes by.
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| ANUP AGARWAL | 14:13 | 28/Apr/2008 |
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| Useful Tips to Avoid Procrastinationþ |
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| Hi,Procrastination can lead to many problems — tests failed, weight gained, relationships weakened.But you can change your ways.Here are some tips and steps to get you going!Read it here - http://karmicmantra.com/productivity/how -to-stop-procrastinating/ - Further Updates -Fresh Update! ( www.funonthenet.in ) : Awesome Raigad Fort in Maharashtra! A...
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| aravind das | 15:17 | 23/Jun/2008 |
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| City: Vishakapatnam
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| WITNESS OF A 'RAPE |
| I was on my usual morning walk trip.suddenly i heard a voice...a voice for help i believe...i looked around..could not find anyone.again the same voice..this time some other rude shouts also. i looked into the bushes...ohh..it was a horrified story.A teenage surrounded by four adults .a scene to be depicted in tomorrow news paper head lines.another...
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| simran kumar | 12:24 | 8/Mar/2007 |
| Friends: (148)
| City: Delhi
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| those nothings............. |
| Those whispering nothings those muted emotions those deep sighs.... somersaulting heart beats impregnating innocent heart with coveted desires fanta...
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| sumer singh | 19:30 | 29/May/2007 |
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| Aisa hi hota hai |
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